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Lots of Alcohol + a Brit, American, German & Indian in a Plane.




What People Search about ' Indians ' on Google!

Those are the most popular searches on Google starting with ' Why are Indians...' and ' Can Indians...'

We get an idea what people are wondering...who are not Indians. :)

Your Thoughts below-


Forget ' Tony Stark ' The Iron Man, ' Datta Phuge ' The Gold Man is here!

Whats up? Iron Man!!!


Obsession with gold has been taken to a new level and one might add absurd lengths by Datta Phuge. Phuge who is from Pimpri-Chinchwad (Near Pune in Maharastra) and is the husband of a NCP corporator has actually stitched a shirt made of Gold for himself.A real-life King Midas, Phuge, splashed out £14,000 on a shirt made of SOLID GOLD

The Gold Shirt that Phuge sports around proudly has been made up of 3 kilos and 200 grams. Phuge already sports close to 4 kilos of gold on his body (besides the shirt). He wears two huge bracelets, more than five necklaces and rings on all his fingers except one.

In fact the bracelets and the rings which he wears together weigh more than a kilo.

While Phuge claims that he has around 7 kilos of gold on his person, others say it is around 10 kilos.

Ask Phuge on why he is wearing so much gold and has even stitched a gold shirt for himself and Phuge gives a weird explanation. "I am a Maharashtrian, a Maratha hence I like to wear and display Gold." Said Phuge.

He added that not just women but even men from the Maratha caste liked to own gold a lot.

He added that he has stitched the shirt to get attention as he wanted to do that no one else has. " I got this idea to stitch a shirt of Gold from one of my friends who said that no one has done it. We wanted to do it below 3 kilos however we over stepped the mark," said Phuge.

Phuge says that the shirt would be worn only on special occasions like attending functions or any event. Since he is a walking jewellery shop he has a retinue of 20 people close to him always guarding him.



Rajnikant's American Brother, from another Mother : Chuck Norris

 For those who don't know, the way Indians have ' Rajnikant Jokes ' ,  Americans have Chuck Norris. (& Vice Versa)

Examples Attached ;) -







Lasith Malinga Logistics Inc.

Lasith Malinga the Fast-Bowler from Sri Lanka, after earning big bucks in IPL(India Premiere Leauge), has set up a new business venture.

Known as ' Lasith Malinga Logistics Inc. ', notably is a very successful venture.

Below we find the ' Doosra Delivery ' which is a blisteringly quick Material/Goods delivery service provided by the firm.

They utilize a Super-Sonic three wheeled Jet Engine propelled Vehicle(as represented in the Image below) which helps them provide this service.

The company claims that you would be ' Bowled over '  by its services, esp. the  ' Doosra Delivery '.



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