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Forget ' Tony Stark ' The Iron Man, ' Datta Phuge ' The Gold Man is here!

Whats up? Iron Man!!!

Obsession with gold has been taken to a new level and one might add absurd lengths by Datta Phuge. Phuge who is from Pimpri-Chinchwad (Near Pune in Maharastra) and is the husband of a NCP corporator has actually stitched a shirt made of Gold for himself.A real-life King Midas, Phuge, splashed out £14,000 on a shirt made of SOLID GOLD

The Gold Shirt that Phuge sports around proudly has been made up of 3 kilos and 200 grams. Phuge already sports close to 4 kilos of gold on his body (besides the shirt). He wears two huge bracelets, more than five necklaces and rings on all his fingers except one.

In fact the bracelets and the rings which he wears together weigh more than a kilo.

While Phuge claims that he has around 7 kilos of gold on his person, others say it is around 10 kilos.

Ask Phuge on why he is wearing so much gold and has even stitched a gold shirt for himself and Phuge gives a weird explanation. "I am a Maharashtrian, a Maratha hence I like to wear and display Gold." Said Phuge.

He added that not just women but even men from the Maratha caste liked to own gold a lot.

He added that he has stitched the shirt to get attention as he wanted to do that no one else has. " I got this idea to stitch a shirt of Gold from one of my friends who said that no one has done it. We wanted to do it below 3 kilos however we over stepped the mark," said Phuge.

Phuge says that the shirt would be worn only on special occasions like attending functions or any event. Since he is a walking jewellery shop he has a retinue of 20 people close to him always guarding him.

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Congress ka haath, Mango Man ke Saath(Jeb mein)! : Vote For Congress!

Lasith Malinga Logistics Inc.

Lasith Malinga the Fast-Bowler from Sri Lanka, after earning big bucks in IPL(India Premiere Leauge), has set up a new business venture.

Known as ' Lasith Malinga Logistics Inc. ', notably is a very successful venture.

Below we find the ' Doosra Delivery ' which is a blisteringly quick Material/Goods delivery service provided by the firm.

They utilize a Super-Sonic three wheeled Jet Engine propelled Vehicle(as represented in the Image below) which helps them provide this service.

The company claims that you would be ' Bowled over '  by its services, esp. the  ' Doosra Delivery '.

The How be British Collection

This is the first out of The How to be British Collection, this may save your life if you are in Britain or if there happens to be only one person around who may be of help and he is British.

We are obliged to present one such representation below -

My last weekend Fishing photos....

Time to buy a bigger truck....

Lets Increase our knowledge of Human History: Pre Historic Man's Social World: Studied in EXTREME depth.

We started this Website, with an aim to Educate masses and impart knowledge in the brains of our fellow whoevers.

Keeping the words and the promises, we bring this quick post written by one of the Historians in the world, who not only found himself but even we found him Useless and hence with such mutual agreement he writes this post.

This time we bring you a piece of History, actions speak louder than words and large Images hide empty spaces and lack of content on a Website, hence we make sure, we- 1.Never take any action, however bad the Situation be 2. Never Put up large images to hide lack of content (like the one you see below )

Anyway, here are Mark Zuckerberg's ancestors(in the image below )- Zucka Zucka (Extreme Left) and Majkkaka Agura (extreme right), famed for holding one of the toughest names in their times (these names weren't easy to pronounce in those days, when speech and languages were just developing).

They are also infamous for creating misunderstandings and initiating ' The Ocean World War I,II and III  ' between the aquatic lives, which caused the extinction of most of the Aquatic life on Earth.

Later on, when their conspiracy theory came to light. Queen of Whales ( similar to wales ) ordered that they be Instantly arrested and handed over to Sharks.

However, they managed to escape and went into hiding, where the discovered cww.cavebook.rock (cww, standing for ' Cave Wide Wall ' and worked some what like World Wide Web / www )





 

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