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The First Word You Find, describes you BEST.

This is an Ancient Chinese Invention brought to you by www.UselessCrap.cc.cc
In 4th Century A.D Chinese Emperor Ho Shan Meing Lo II ,ordered the Scholars and Scientists in the Kingdom to create an Instrument that will guide people and their Lives.
This will Help you find the Real you, just follow the below instructions -
The magic is that the word you find the First 10 Times you look around in this Puzzle, best defines you and your inner-self.
This is not necessarily created/ was created to make people Feel good, rather to reveal the truth to oneself. So don't feel sad nor overtly happy after you find the answer.
All Da Best.
Let us also know what you Find, do Visit and Comment what you find.
The Last thing you want to do is hide this and not Share, with your Friends.
The Last thing you want to do is hide this and not Share, with your Friends.
& Like Too Please! :)
Jokez of the dayz ;)
JOKE 1
One morning at a doctor's office a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him -"OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club, right? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew
someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing
himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back."
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The doctor examines him and asks him -"OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club, right? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew
someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing
himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back."
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and a huge fridge comes from nowhere to fall on me!! "
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do.. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge and some one threw it from the 3rd floor"......
JOKE 2
WIFE- My husband seems to be under a lot of mental stress.
DOCTOR- Yes, I have spoken to him and I exactly know the issue now.
Here, these are some Pills.
WIFE- When should I feed these to him?
DOCTOR- These are Sleeping pills and these are for you.
(Hindi)Joke samja to like karo...warna share karo, thaaki koi tumhe samjade! :D
WIFE- My husband seems to be under a lot of mental stress.
DOCTOR- Yes, I have spoken to him and I exactly know the issue now.
Here, these are some Pills.
WIFE- When should I feed these to him?
DOCTOR- These are Sleeping pills and these are for you.
(Hindi)Joke samja to like karo...warna share karo, thaaki koi tumhe samjade! :D
Riddle of the day!
' Riddle of the day! '
One day an Egg jumps off a Pigeons nest and falls on a Rock beneath, still it doesn't break, any idea Why?
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Answer-Because it was a BRAVE EGG !! :P
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NExt day again it jumps off the nest falls on the same Rock but still it doesn't break,
answer why?
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One day an Egg jumps off a Pigeons nest and falls on a Rock beneath, still it doesn't break, any idea Why?
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Answer-Because it was a BRAVE EGG !! :P
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NExt day again it jumps off the nest falls on the same Rock but still it doesn't break,
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