JOKE 1
Boy: My GF is pregnant bt I used protection.
Doctor: 1 kahani suno...
1 shikari 1 din Gun ki jagah umbrella le gaya, achanak lion samne aaya to usne umbrella ka handle khicha aur Fire kiya.
Lion wahi mar gaya ( Hindi ).
Boy: Impossible.!!!!! Kisi aur ne goli mari hogi.
Doctor: Exactly.... ;)
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JOKE 2
A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this
guy would just stand around on the job.
The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing
here?"
"I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man.
Furious, the CEO asks "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow replies, "I make about $300 a week. Why?"
The CEO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to cash for $1,200
and says, "Here's four weeks' pay, now get out and don't come back."
The man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out.
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone
want to tell me what just happened here?"
From across the room comes a voice, "Yeah, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,200."
