Usless JOkes






1. Einstein and Banta are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
Einstein says, "Let's play a game. I will ask you a question. If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $ 5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?
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Banta doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket and pulls out a $ 5...

Now, it's Banta's turn. He asks Einstein, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs ?"

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour, he gives Banta $500...

Einstein going nuts and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four ?"

Banta reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5 :PPPP

 

 

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2. Banta: Abbe Bante, jis ladki ko tune Swimming pool mein doobhne se bachaya tha, usne phaasi lekar suicide kar li hai!

Santa: Abbe Ch***ye usne phaasi nahi li, meine use sookhne ke liye taanga hai!





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