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Riddle: Where do Astronauts hangout for a drink?

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Why Indians are not desperate to win gold in Olympics?

India already has more Gold, than China and USA put together.Proof attached here with.

Handpicked funny and hilarious online chat conversations

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<Frank>can you help me install GTA3?  <CyBerMech>first, shut down all programs you aren't using 
<Frank> has quit IRC.

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 <@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
 <@Sony> ...........
 <@Sony> TMI TMI TMI 
 <@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing  
<@Sony>Thanks for the info 
 <@David> eh?
 <@David> damn i meant PAID
 <@David> I get PAID today 
 <@David> dammit  

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wait never mind Im going to be the next hitler Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown 

why the clown? 

See? no one cares about the Jews !

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<sforscot>- lmao 67% of girls are stupid  
<lizzie>-i belong with the other 13%  

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Thank you for listening to me.
You know your a really good listener. 
Sweety please say something. 

Ok I'm back.  

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Ben174- If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.  

: If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly. :

 Where u work?  

: I'm the CEO at LowerMyBills.com *** 

Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving) 

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 LOLz I download something from Napster And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done I message him and say "What are you doing? 

I just got that from you" "getting my song back ****"

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what should I give my Girlfriend for unzipping?

Um...Ten bucks, I mean if she does it on Cam I can contribute a Ten too.? :)

no I mean like, WinZip?  :O

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oh man I was opening a coke, right --> 

Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined 

#themacmind and it exploded ALMOST all over my keyboard but I got it away just in time 

<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****)